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Welcome, and I’m sorry

this has got to be one of my weirdest hobbies to date, which is really saying something cause I used to cut myself, I still do, but I used to too

much is written by me, much by Claude, hopefully you can figure out which is which.

This is also my Linktree now:

Give Me Money: https://streamlabs.com/coytis1/tip

Questions? Complaints?

Try your luck at enquiries@coytis.me

or just put something here if you don’t have an email address. if it’s not atrocious it’ll get published below.

21-06-26

name:

Bigbronson

they say:

Can you please add a page on the most optimal way to stack 17 squares.

I say:

You should be at least a little ashamed of yourself for this question

06-06-26

name:

Dan

they say:

Publish your PowerShell stuff. Kthanks

I say:

2 things:

  1. It’s on the list, the documentation is all kinds of fuck, and 50% not mine so I need clearance (I think?) it’s a ton of stuff tho, I might see if I can publish the Claude arguing in notes passed back and forth, 10/10 content

  2. I will pump out the link to install the thing once my collaborator pushes the 7 or so goddamn updates I’ve merged over the last two weeks to the PSGallery, right now I’m running off a git clone. edit: It’s github, you also can git clone it if you wanna.

This is a link to Spellbook on Github

also edit: changing the name to spellbook wasn’t my idea, still not sold that it’s better than ‘Steves-Scriptorium’. The hell am I to talk though I would’ve come up with an equally unsettling factory based name. ‘Invoke’ is a cool call word, ‘inv’ is a fucking elite one

2 again: I literally have a fucking rule set to move the notis from this form to my inbox because it refused to accept that their not spam and it’s still spamming them, I sorry, blame microsoft

03-06-26

name:

Fucker use this shit

they say:

Hey dog, whats your work email? Mines stepantos_valerian@itdepartment.au.com

Also https://microsoftedge.microsoft.com/addons/detail/katana-for-ninjaone/elakkmlooholefhpllcioobeepoombdn

If you dont have it already

I say:

I don’t have a work email, not since the incident

And big respect on the use of Edge

30-05-26

name:

budz

they say:

Shit I had to come here to find out your real name is claude. Rocked my boat, I love your content. I come from a town that has a serial pest that also goes by the name of claude. Don’t even know where I’m going with this. Just love you putting it all out there. Please don’t pick on my grammar because I know it sucks 😋 P.S love the progression on your wall.

I say:

No idea if emojis work but we will not be finding out if I’m from that town <3

28-05-26

name:

blank

they say:

My cats breath smells like cat food

I say:

Had to happen eventually

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